Chewing and spitting up jelly beans to prevent myself from throwing up….
Boyfriend enters” are you puking?”
Boy “are you spitting it up”
Me “yes” (isn’t it better I don’t lie?)
boy leaves room……. then proceeds to FB message me “lets have a puking party! ” and more or less “fuck you”
wow…… very mature…. I admit that what I do is not mature or good or ANYTHING but …… for real?